1:41 pm - Saturday, Jul. 22, 2006
Happiness
A clean house makes me happy. A surprisingly large percentage of my daily guilt allotment is devoted to the state of my house. Last night I picked up a little in the bathroom and kitchen; now everytime I pee the haven of cleanliness that is the bathroom eases my heart.
I have a plan to do the rest of the house. It involves a D battery, rain, Egyptian Baladi music, a vacuum and a scrunchy. I could tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you.
I am the mistress of my destiny! I will clean my house, and as I survey the glory of order and spaciousness that it has become, my smile will reward me in the reflection from the sparkling clean floor.