11:10 am - Wednesday, Jul. 24, 2002
Dream Bird
So I've been having some very vivid dreams lately. Last night I was looking out the window at a bird. It was floating, puffed up perfectly round like a ball. As if this wasn't odd enough, it was holding a cigarette in one wing. As I watched, it took a long drag from it and hung there, lazily kicking its feet like it was trying to swim through the air. I thought this was pointless, as its birdy feet weren't built for paddling. It took me a while to figure out it was dragging on the cigarette to inflate itself with hot air, hence the balloon effect.

I dare Freud to figure that one out.