Knickers on the Line
Wow
5:19 pm - Wednesday, Jul. 03, 2002 This week I read about a woman whose husband FORGOT her birthday. No shit. I read a conversation a girl had with her sick brother that cheered him up. I read a strangly bland entry by someone who didn't really understand the use of apostrophies, much the way I don't thoroughly understand hyphens, I guess. I read a list of things someone hates. It included cats. I love cats. (love, not Love. You figure the "As in"s) It made me re-evaluate my opinion of her. I decided I still like her. I read a list of secrets people have confessed. It was wonderful. Nose pickers and masturbators and waitresses who licked the food they served. We are not alone. I read a woman's description of her feces. They were hard. She was leaving them in the toilet to soften and her mother flushed them. Her boyfriend was coming over later, so even she is not alone. I do not want to know why she was softening them after they were out. All of these things were real. These things happened to real people, not fictional characters. Can you imagine? Your real husband in real life forgetting your own fucking birthday? And moving on. I mean, we all do. These amazing horrible and wonderful and weird and stupid things happen and we just keep on going. I am in awe of us. You should walk around today just being proud to be a member of the human race.
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