Knickers on the Line
Nothing's Shocking
2:36pm - Monday, Jun. 24, 2002 Bet that would raise a few eyebrows. Can you imagine what would happen after I'd left? "Did you see that!?" "Dude! Some chick just took a crap on the floor!" "Nice ass!" Of course, I'd never do that, mostly 'cause it's not fair to the person who'd have to clean it up. Also, I would have crusty butt, having not wiped. Makes me giggle to imagine it though. Or what if I walked right into a men's rest room, stood in front of a urinal and whizzed. Hee hee. I have less grandiose ideas too, ones that don't involve elimination... like licking a complete stranger's ice cream, or giving a speech with my skirt tucked into my panty-hose in back just to see if anyone would tell me. One time Loon and I were fixing caramel apples in the kitchen and I noticed how the caramel looked JUST like earwax, so I got a q-tip and dipped it in, then went into the other room and started a conversation while I pretended to clean my ear. When the moment was right I pulled out the chunky q-tip, licked it, and went right on talking. Hee hee hee... of course, the people present knew me well enough to know something was up, but it was funny none-the-less. Today I am all about hyphens, have you noticed?
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